A Christmas Song: A Ryan's Bed Holiday Novella
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The first year was fun. Simple.
I had a great roommate, and I was hooking up with a basketball player.
Then life happened, and my whole trajectory changed.
Gone was the hook-up. Gone was the roommate.
My new goal in life wasn't to enjoy it. It was to get through each day by being blissfully numb.
It was working.
Until I woke up in my ex's bed one morning.
No purse. No phone. No keys.
No memory of what happened.
First things first: I needed to get my ex off my vagi-back. I needed to get him off my ba...






















