A Cranberry Wish

Some Christmas wishes are more like curses...

Ivy

Christmas isn't all it's cracked up to be. I've known that for years. Actually, the whole month of December is one massive disappointment. All that Christmas magic nonsense is a scam, and it's my job as a journalist to expose it. I dig for the truth, no matter how ugly it is, and I won't stop until I find it.

But if I had to pick one thing to wish for this holiday season?

It wouldn't be going back to my dead-end hometown to work with Ash Math...