A Turkey Parade and Murder

There's a new radio DJ in Po'thole (pronounced Po Ho by the natives and Pothole by anyone north of the Florida-Georgia line) riling up the locals because of his accent and attitude. He's from further north of the South Carolina state line. He has colluded with the local chamber of commerce to have a turkey parade complete with an obstacle course. What could possibly go wrong?

Parker Bell and the always sugar-and-caffeine infused Lady Gatorettes are feuding with the chamber, the radio statio...