Ain't That America

It was supposed to be so simple.

Gordon Mitchell had the good life all planned out-a million and a half in embezzled cash, a plane waiting in Mexico to take him far away, and a sexy little thing named Janey to call his own.

All he had to do was stop off on the way and kill his wife, Wanda. Simple.

At least it was before an Ivy Leaguer-turned-highway robber named Spike Jones held him up, fell in love with Wanda, and shanghaied his RV.

Now it's not so simple. But the way Gordon sees it, the go...