Amusement

What tough man would a nip-cat trap if a nip-cat kid-napped man?

I know what you’re thinking: “What’s a nip-cat? Who’s the man?”

The man is Sammy McGuinness, a professional businessman who prefers suits to shorts and ties to lies. I’m sure you know the type: He’s the guy who makes your boss sweat because his efficiency is more boss than your actual boss. He’s the man who makes you look like a time thief because you stopped by the watercooler for a minute. Yeah, you know Sammy. You’ve probably...