Ball Ache: Taken by the Horny Football: A Sentient Object Romance

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One filthy football. Eleven extremely supportive teammates. One World Cup nobody saw coming.

His name is Number Ten. He has a sexy Scottish accent, a filthy mouth, and a proposition: Scotland's first ever World Cup final is tomorrow, and the only way we win is if I take him to bed tonight.

Oh, and he's a sentient football.

Reader, I took one for the team.

I did not expect to take his eleven teammates with him.

By the time the squad was done with me, ...