Beards, Devils, and Snake Oil

Though a wizard, Morts is not wise. Unable to accomplish even the simplest of household chores without getting himself banished for illegal summoning, he must learn to find his way in a mortal world he is utterly unfamiliar with in order to complete a virtually impossible quest so he can return home. Magic power, an obscenely inflated ego, and a flying creature made of animated lint are the only assets he has at his disposal, and they're also the ones that will repeatedly lead to him making...