Before You Were Born

The idea for writing my memoirs came about one day while I was sharing lunch with my two sons at McDonald's. I noticed that both of my boys were drinking bottled water, eating burgers and fries, and using plastic forks and cups as we ate together. During the meal, my oldest son was listening to music on his MP3 player while his younger brother was sending a message on his cell phone. I explained to them -- "When I was growing up, there were no fast food restaurants with plastic utensils or ...