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Bible Knock-Knock Jokes from the Back Pew
By Mike Thaler Zondervan
Copyright © 2010 Mike Thaler
All right reserved. ISBN: 978-0-310-71598-6
Chapter One
Knock, knock! Who's there?
Isaiah. Isaiah who?
"Isaiah" prayer every morning.
Ring, ring!
Who's there?
Jezebel. Jezebel who?
If I ring "Jezebel," will you please let me in?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pastor.
Pastor who?
Did you see Grandma?
I "pastor" on the way to church.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
I "Esther" where she was going.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Reverend.
Reverend who?
Will these jokes "reverend"?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Divine.
Divine who?
Jesus is "divine," and we are the branches.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Savior.
Savior who?
Jesus can "Savior" soul if you let him.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cherub.
Cherub who?
"Cherub," everything's going to be all right.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Hosea.
Hosea who?
"Hosea" can you see, by the dawn's early light?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Jezreel.
Jezreel who?
I'm "Jezreel" glad to see you.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Daniel.
Daniel who?
"Daniel" at me!
(Continues...)
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