Black Dog, White Couch, and the Rest of My Really Bad Ideas

She's the Princess of Poor Choices. The Señora of Stupid Plans. The Queen of Questionable Schemes.

Yes-Dawn Weber is really good.

At bad ideas.

In the irreverent, side-splitting "Black Dog, White Couch, and the Rest of My Really Bad Ideas," Weber makes the terrible choice of owning an ill-mannered black dog at the same time as a white couch, then obtaining another enormous, drooling dog-and several more white couches.

But wait, there's more!

Like the time she spent $800 on a 99-cent goldfish. An...