Blurbs

What makes you a real writer?

When some hapless hack asks you to write a blurb for their book. Ha! Suckers!

With that in mind, David Macpherson must be a real writer. He wrote a lot of blurbs.

He promises that he only read a quarter of the books he blurbed. He apologizes to the Union of Amalgamated Blurb Writers for reading as much as he did. He will strive to improve.

With that said, he had a book due this month and decided the easiest thing to do is gather all the blurbs he wrote and pawn...