Caribbean Sunset with a Yellow Parrot

Lady Amanda Golightly and her old friend Hugo Cholmondley-Crichton-Crump are off to the Caribbean. One of Lady A's old school-friends is having a school reunion, coupled with a push to sell the villas she has built on part of a privately-owned island. Some of the old girls already live there, others are crossing for the reunion by sea, and Lady Amanda books crossings on the same ship - the Seven Seas Floating Party Town.

Hugo, on embarkation, is horrified to discover himself the centre of ...