Carnage � Trois

ONE GEEK TRAPPED IN A LETHAL LOVE TRIANGLE.

My name's Bill Ryder and, oddly enough, my lack of heartbeat is probably the least concerning thing in my life right now. My witch girlfriend has been marked for death by a vampire temptress who wants me for herself. With both sides spoiling for a fight, the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim.

While I'd love to help smooth things over, I've been way too distracted dealing with evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves. Worse,...