Choices

Wendell Dipmier's life is a disaster-and that's on a good day.
At 17, he's mastered the fine art of being invisible to girls, outclassed by bullies, and consistently misunderstood by the universe. But when a cigar-smoking, green-skinned monster shows up and drags him to another world, Wendell discovers he's not just a joke-he's the punchline.

This world has problems. Big ones. The kind that involve ancient evils, unspeakable horrors, and a prophecy no one bothered to explain to Wendell. Now, ...