Chronicles of Captain Number Cruncher: F... Dividends

F... DIVIDENDS! is a narrative about John Wheeler, a fifty-something man, and the narrator, Captain Number Cruncher, who are old friends. The story follows John's visit to the Captain's office in search of financial advice for his struggling law firm, Maplewood Justice LLP. Upon examination of the company's finances, Captain Number Cruncher discovers that John's business strategy has led to a lack of profitability and a dangerously low cash reserve. He confronts John about his poor business...