Come Back To Bed

Dear grouchy neighbor: I'm considering your offer and need clarification before proceeding.

Despite being an artist, I think you know that as a busy New Yorker, I am also practical and straightforward.

That said, I need to make sure you know that this could never turn into anything serious.

I don't care if you're trying to get over your ex-girlfriend or hoping she'll eventually want to get back together with you-just don't project your messy feelings about her onto me.

Because, despite your ...