Cthulhu Happens: a Dear Cthulhu collection

The fifth volume of everyone's favorite monster giving good advice for bad people because as everyone knows Cthulhu Happens!

Cthulhu will one day rise up to claim the Earth and its inhabitants as his own.
The Great Old One has looked upon Humankind and found it lacking.
Cthulhu has deemed it necessary to prepare Humankind for his coming
Thus, Cthulhu now answers humanity’s questions to help them better themselves.

Dear Cthulhu,

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