Dead Inside, But Functional: A Guide To Barely Existing Without Losing Your Mind

Are you tired of pretending to care? Do you want to survive life with the absolute least amount of emotional effort? Congratulations-you're ready to become Dead Inside, But Functional.

Life is exhausting. People expect enthusiasm, deep emotional connections, and basic human engagement. Annoying. But guess what? You don't actually have to care-you just have to look like you do.

This book is not about healing. It's about perfecting the fine art of detachment while still participating in society...