Page Turner is Godzilla in stilettos. She is a clever mix of 5-year-old and viking who doesn't mind if you round her up to lesbian. She loves statistics, unagi rolls, and the way the air smells after it rains. Her alter-ego is an award-winning poet and playwright who works as a relationship coach in the poly and kink communities. No matter what she's doing, she draws upon her professional background in psychological research as well as her unapologetically random sense of humor. Prior to her days as a coach, she worked as a jazz musician, editor, newspaper reporter, medical transcriptionist, and organizational development consultant. She was born in the Maine woods and lives in the Cleveland suburbs with her husband Justin, her two cats Ratface and Bela, and her two birds Buddy and Galileo.