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What is it? It’s the only self-help book you’ll ever need. It’s so short and simple that anyone, from a five-year-old child to a rocket scientist, can understand it. Say goodbye to Deepak Chopra, Dr. Oz, Dr. Freud, Zen Buddhism, meditation, medication, and even Oprah.

This book is taking the country by storm. Psychologists and psychoanalysts are becoming unemployed by the thousands. Remember that guy who wrote those self-help books about your “erroneous zones”? He’s now on a bread line. Reme...