Deck the Walls: A Wacky Christmas Carol

by Erin Dealey, Nick Ward (Illustrator)

Overview

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la la. How wonderful the old carol sounds. A vision of warm family gatherings peacefully celebrating the holiday season comes to mind. But wait, this doesn’t sound like a peaceful family get-together. What is happening here? Deck the walls with mashed potatoes! Fa la la la la la la la la. Make a snowman with tomatoes. Fa la la la la la la la la. Author Erin Dealey has taken the old holiday classic and turned it on its head. In her riotous, raucous rendition of a family meal gone hilariously awry, you’ll find food hockey, vegetable sculptures, crashing dishes, and grown-ups wondering what has gone wrong. From “Feed the dog our peas and carrots” to “Food tastes better when you wear it,” readers young and old will never forget this new take on an old holiday carol!

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781627538565
Publisher:	Sleeping Bear Press
Publication date:	05/15/2014
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	32
File size:	11 MB
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Age Range:	8 - 9 Years

Editorial Reviews

09/16/2013
In the spirit of such fractured Christmas carols as “Jingle Bells, Batman smells,” Dealey and Ward introduce a crew of rowdy kids who have some very patient parents, aunts, uncles, and grandparents. Dealey’s version suggests decking the walls with mashed potatoes and engaging in some tableside misbehavior, too: “Olive hockey with the cousins./ Fa la la la la la la la la./ Shot on goal! The gravy splashes!/ Fa la la la la la la la la!” Ward fills his spreads with the detritus of a house packed full of relatives for the holidays, and the joyful (and messy) spirit of familial togetherness is contagious. Ages 6–8. Author’s agent: Deborah Warren, East West Literary. (Sept.)

Publishers Weekly

10/01/2013
PreS-Gr 2—An engaging visual interpretation of the classic carol from a modern kid's perspective. Readers are greeted with rhyming lyrics, "Deck the walls with mashed potatoes. Fa la la la la…," and delightfully expressive, full-color cartoon illustrations of five rambunctious children playfully slinging spuds in the kitchen while Mom attempts to serve Christmas dinner. "Feed the dog our peas and carrots./Food tastes better when you wear it." Eventually, the adults clean up and Dad and the other "boring" relatives successfully get the youngsters dressed and out to play in the snow. All ends well with everyone singing, "Thankful we are all together! Fa la la la la la la la la." Lyrics and sheet music are included. This over-the-top selection is well suited for storytime or one-on-one.—Maureen Wade, formerly at Los Angeles Public Library

School Library Journal

2013-09-01
This hilarious parody of the familiar Yuletide carol starts with mashed potatoes on the walls and ends with cousins sliding downhill in the snow and the whole family singing carols together. The traditional Christmas song of "Deck the Halls" has a buoyant rhythm but relatively sedate words and images, such as boughs of holly. This version features a group of five cousins who like to mix things up and enjoy their food in some nontraditional ways. As the song begins, the cousins are mashing potatoes, flipping blobs onto the walls. The kids make a snowman out of tomatoes and more mashed potatoes and try olives on their fingers and celery stalks behind their ears. As the family dinner disintegrates, the cousins play olive hockey with celery-stalk sticks; major splashes of gravy result before sensible aunts and uncles intervene. Each line of text is interspersed with the traditional refrain of "Fa la la la la, la la la la" in large type, and the new song lyrics can be sung to the old tune, following along in suitably merry measure. Amusing illustrations and a large format make this a fine choice for singing along with a group, and the traditional words and music are also included. " 'Tis the season to be jolly," after all, and this rollicking parody neatly fits the bill. (Picture book. 4-8)

Kirkus Reviews