Delozier Family Hilarities: True Stories to Warm Your Heart and Home

Here's an example of the short stories in this book:

Walkin' on water

We had just finished our nightly routine of reading a Bible story, praying, and brushing teeth. I was nearing the end of yet another fulfilling day of being a mother grateful to be forgiven and in love with Jesus and people. "All right, boys," I told Dave and Tim. "It's time to go to bed."

Anyone who knows toddlers knows that they don't just walk places--they have to experiment with every mode of travel they can dream up. S...