Diamond in the Buff

Diamond in the Buff

by Susan Dunlap
Diamond in the Buff

Diamond in the Buff

by Susan Dunlap

eBookDigital Original (Digital Original)

$8.49  $8.99 Save 6% Current price is $8.49, Original price is $8.99. You Save 6%.

Available on Compatible NOOK Devices and the free NOOK Apps.
WANT A NOOK?  Explore Now

Related collections and offers

LEND ME® See Details


After a bizarre attack, a petty feud between neighbors turns serious
Although the citizens of Berkeley are famously tolerant, that progressive attitude disappears at the property line between the homes of Dr. Hasbrouck Diamond and Leila Sandoval. In the Berkeley hills , there are no worse neighbors than Diamond and Sandoval. What began as a tiff about garbage cans and street parking has exploded into full-blown war, drawing in the city, the press, and now—to the irritation of detective Jill Smith—the police department. Struck by a falling eucalyptus branch while sunning on his deck, Dr. Diamond accuses his neighbor of assault with a deadly tree. As a heat wave causes tempers to flare even higher, Jill does her best to referee the back-and-forth. But when their feud ends in death, she realizes that the community might only be safe with the neighbors behind bars.

This ebook features an illustrated biography of Susan Dunlap including rare images from the author’s personal collection.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781453250501
Publisher: Open Road Media
Publication date: 05/08/2012
Series: The Jill Smith Mysteries , #6
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 188
Sales rank: 569,468
File size: 4 MB

About the Author

Susan Dunlap is a prolific author of mystery novels. Born in New York City, Dunlap majored in English at Bucknell University and earned a masters degree in education from the University of North Carolina. She was a social worker before an Agatha Christie novel inspired her to try her hand at writing mysteries. Six attempts and six years later, she published Karma (1981), which began a ten-book series about brash Berkeley cop Jill Smith. Since then, Dunlap has published more than twenty novels and numerous short stories. Her other ongoing characters include the meter-reading detective Vejay Haskell, former forensic pathologist Kiernan O’Shaughnessy, and Zen student/stunt double Darcy Lott. In addition to writing, Dunlap has taught yoga, worked as a paralegal, and helped found Sisters in Crime, an organization created to support women in the field of mystery writing. She lives near San Francisco.

Susan Dunlap (b. 1943) is a prolific author of mystery novels. Born in the suburbs of New York, Dunlap majored in English at Bucknell College and earned a masters in teaching from the University of North Carolina. She was a social worker before an Agatha Christie novel inspired her to try her hand writing mysteries. Five attempts and five years later, she published Karma (1981), which began a ten book series about brash Berkeley cop Jill Smith.  Since then, Dunlap has published more than twenty novels and numerous short stories. Her other ongoing characters include the meter-reading detective Vejay Haskell, medical examiner Kiernan O’Shaugnessy, and Zen student turned detective Darcy Loft. In addition to writing, Dunlap has taught yoga, worked as a paralegal, and helped found the women’s mystery organization Sisters In Crime. She lives in San Francisco.

Read an Excerpt

Diamond in the Buff

A Jill Smith Mystery

By Susan Dunlap


Copyright © 1990 Susan Dunlap
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4532-5050-1


There's a saying in Buddhist lore I heard somewhere: The way to domesticate a horse is to put him in a fenced pasture, but make that pasture so big he never sees the fence. Thus both horse and owner are satisfied.

In Berkeley, California, we've got the biggest pasture around. We take pride in our openness. But the problem with an endless pasture is that it fences in some rather odd horses. And there's not one of us in it who wouldn't raise an eyebrow at half the other equines in the field.

The combination of a three-year drought and now a sudden heat wave had squeezed our fences as close as those on the ramp to the glue factory. Tolerance was getting rare as green grass. By the third day of the heat wave everyone was acting strange. At any other time, if Farley, the dispatcher, had called me to a 245 (felony assault) like the one he had today, I would have thought it was a joke. As it was, I did wonder if the heat was getting to Farley.

By this third steaming day, the few sleeveless tops any of us owned were in the hamper. We'd all spent two nights when it was too hot to eat, too hot to sleep, and, it was a fair guess, too hot to touch the person lying next to us. Too hot, that is, for anyone who had not repressed her hunger for Seth Howard for two years, wary of the dangers of being involved with another detective on the force, for anyone who had not seen Howard's curly red hair shake as he laughed day after day, who had not sat virtually knee to knee in a tiny office, watching his big grin spread slowly, inexorably across his face, like a finger running up the inside of a thigh, till the grin burst into great guffaws and my whole body quivered. Talk about stress on the job!

But no one said being a homicide detective was easy.

Even up here, high in the hills in The Palace, where I was house-sitting, everything was almost too hot to touch. But there were four showers in The Palace bathrooms, one with five spigots, and all big enough for an orgy. Howard and I had managed to deal with touch remarkably well, an accomplishment that had made the nights considerably better than the mornings that followed.

Now at noon, Howard was in one of the showers and I was still under the all-cotton sheet in the California King-size bed (the domestic equivalent of the endless pasture).

But I had to be out of here (out of both the California King and The Palace around it) by the weekend. Apartment hunting was my reason for taking the day off. Helping to apartment hunt was Howard's.

I picked up the East Bay Express and turned to the ads. But after living in this house with its wine cellar, hot tub, sauna, three decks, and a nightly view of the sun setting behind San Francisco, moving to even the best apartment in town was like replacing an elegant Arabian stallion with a mule.

Howard stuck his head out of the bathroom. He was wearing a blue towel I'd gotten him from the L.L. Bean catalog and he had one arm in a T-shirt from the slide show/lecture on a Himalayan climbing expedition we'd been to last night. He shoved the other arm in and pulled the shirt over his head. It was too short, not an uncommon occurrence for someone six-six.

I laughed.

"Thanks a lot," Howard grumbled. "Another of my shirts you inherit."

"It's kind of apt, don't you think?" I said, reaching over to run a finger beneath the hem. "It ends abruptly, like the lecture itself."

Howard flopped on the bed. "I'll tell you, Jill, Bev Zagoya's lucky she's a mountaineer and not a full-time lecturer. She's got no sense of timing. She spends an hour on the tedious preliminaries to the climb, and then she spots a blond guy in the back of the room, decides she's got better ways to spend her evening, and rips through the tale of the climb to the summit like the cops are after her." He grinned and wriggled closer till his leg brushed mine through the sheet. "A condition you might consider yourself."

"Okay, Detective." I started to toss the newspaper aside, but Howard caught my arm and laughed.

"Finally got to the ads, huh?"

I groaned.

"Well, Jill, my offer stands. I've got the best house in Berkeley—"

"This is the best house in Berkeley."

For no more than an instant the skin around Howard's eyes tightened and his jaw dropped. In less than a second he was laughing. But I knew the sore spot I'd poked. His house was no mule. But it wasn't an Arabian either. Except to him. To Howard the shabby six-bedroom brown shingle in which he was chief renter, of which he yearned to be owner, was Kentucky Derby material.

That wasn't making my days of apartment hunting any easier. It wasn't making my nights better, either.

The phone rang. I picked it up with relief. Momentary relief. It was the call from the dispatcher. Calling on my day off. Right then I knew it was not a good sign.


"Right, Farley."

"You've got a two forty-five on Panoramic Way. Pereira did the prelim."

Assault with a deadly weapon. In Homicide--Felony Assault we get plenty of assaults. We don't get called in on days off to do the follow-up. Definitely not a good sign. "Did Pereira say what the deadly weapon was?"

Farley paused. I could have sworn I heard a laugh. What kind of sign was that? "Yeah."

"And our victim was assaulted with ...?" I prompted.

"A eucalyptus."


Assault by eucalyptus! Even in the giant pasture of Berkeley, that was a new one. The guilty party, according to the dispatcher, was one Eucalyptus camaldulensis. It was going to be a helluva report to write.

I did a quick brush of makeup, grabbed a denim jacket (R.E.I. catalog), and was headed for the front door when the phone rang again. I hesitated before picking up the cordless phone next to the bed. I hated to leave Pereira standing in the scorching sun next to a 120-foot-tall "responsible."

"Smith? It's Murakawa." Paul Murakawa was a patrol officer. His calling me at home in the middle of the day was not-good sign number two.

"I'm on my way to a two forty-five," I said, walking into the hall. "What's up?"

"Oh. Well, I got this call. The complainant's in my district. I wouldn't contact you officially ..."

I stepped into the living room. The front door was thirty feet away. I'd leave the phone there. "Then why don't I call you—"

"... but I thought you should handle it," he said in one burst of breath. If I'd had any question about not-good, Murakawa's insistence answered it. Murakawa was young, athletic, and had more energy and drive than any other horse in the pasture. I had never heard Murakawa asking anyone to do work for him. Not until now. Not-good, indeed.

I stopped. "Okay. What?"

"Mr. Kepple."

My former landlord. Triple Crown quality not-good.

"The neighbors," he said.


"They didn't file a complaint, this time. But someone needs to talk to Mr. Kepple." I could almost see Murakawa shaking his head. And I could almost see a smile, so slight that it would alert only the most perceptive soul to Paul Murakawa's relief that it was not he who was going to deal with Mr. Kepple. But I could appreciate that smile; if I could have passed the buck to someone else I would have been grinning ear to ear.

"I'll go by after the two forty-five," I said.

"The two forty-five? That the call on Panoramic Way?"

"Right. The assault by eucalyptus."

Murakawa hung up. He was laughing.

I plunked the phone back in its holder and headed for my car. As I drove down the hill I thought about Mr. Kepple and his electric mower, blower, and hedge clipper, Mr. Kepple and his earphones. I wondered when was the last time Mr. Kepple had listened to anyone, and I contemplated my impending afternoon with a malicious eucalyptus and an oblivious ex-landlord. Murakawa's example of professional courtesy was exactly the reason cops had no private lives.

At the station I changed cars. In a city that is self-insured, it doesn't pay to take your own car anywhere on duty. In an accident, collecting from your insurance company would suit the city fine.

The patrol car was hot as a hibachi. I drove east across Telegraph Avenue. The sidewalks were crowded with street artists and shorts-clad University of California students licking ice cream cones. The scene reminded me that I hadn't had time for the ice cream I'd envisioned for breakfast. This is the reason cops don't have decent food lives. I drove on past the fraternity houses and the Cal Bears football stadium.

Half a block later the road ended at the bottom of the sharp surge of hills.

Panoramic Way begins there. Looking at the abrupt rise of the hills, it is easy to imagine one tectonic plate sliding under another, crumpling its edge and creating the Berkeley Hills and the Hayward fault.

And yet the feel of Panoramic Way is not the wild temporariness of buildings hanging off the edge of an earthquake fault. It's more like an old, hillside English village with vine-covered, leaded-windowed cottages that squat up against the sidewalk. The street veers back and forth up the hillside. The pavement is so narrow that when cars meet, the descending one must back up till there is a spot to pull over and the uphill driver can squeeze by. At the first three corners the road cuts back sharply like the sides of a clown's mouth. To make the turn, a driver has to get right to the outside edge of pavement and cut the wheel so hard the tires squeal.

Across from my call site a retaining wall held up the ground. Redwoods and live oaks grew above it and vines dangled over the edge. And under them Mazdas and ancient Porsches were wedged against the wall by the NO PARKING ANY TIME signs. (That's how hidden our fences are!)

Patrol Officer Connie Pereira was standing on the curb. Pereira was my closest friend in the department. We'd been to conferences, parties, all-night stakeouts; at dawn, Connie Pereira always looked as good as she did at dusk. I'd never seen her show the effects of a wait.

Until now. Pereira must have been waiting here about half an hour. She looked like it'd been half a century. Any curl in her blond hair was gone; it hung limp over her damp forehead. Her eye makeup was gone, leaving pale blue lines down her cheeks. Her skin was not tan but the color of soggy squash. And with all that, she was smiling.

I pulled the patrol car in front of the driveway. It was the only empty spot, legal or otherwise. Pereira hurried over. Closer up I could see the stains of perspiration that streaked through her shirt.

"What do you have?" I asked as I got out of the car.

"Justice," she said, fanning herself with her note pad.

I followed her gaze to a redwood deck attached to a chalet-type house. The deck stood flush against five eucalypts that formed a giant border with the shabby English-style stucco cottage uphill. The decking sparkled in the sunlight. At the near end, wooden chairs painted apple green, lemon, and strawberry clumped around a glass-topped table. At the far corner, the one chaise lounge lay on its side, as if drawing the eye to the gash in the railing above it. A eucalyptus branch that must have been ten feet long and twelve inches in diameter—the assailant presumably—lay nearby. Glancing at the eucalyptus trunks I could see the spot from which the guilty branch had ripped. The bark had already fallen from the trunk, a phenomenon not uncommon in eucalypts. The lines of the scar left by the fallen branch were clear. From where I stood, some thirty feet away, the tear looked rough and abrupt, just as it normally does when a branch tears loose.

"Smith, did the dispatcher tell you who the victim was?"

"No," I said, wiping a hand across my moist forehead.

Pereira's smile widened. "The victim," she said, caressing the word with her voice, "was Hasbrouck Diamond, D.D.S."

"Diamond? I've heard that name. Where?"

"You must never have had this beat—uh, district—huh, Smith?" The term "beat" was passé; now beats had become districts.


"Then you haven't had the pleasure of meeting Leila Sandoval, either?"

"No. Is she Diamond's significant other?"

"You might put it that way," she said portentously. Sweat ran down her forehead into the corners of her eyes and down her cheeks like tears, pale-blue tears. But Connie Pereira didn't seem to notice.

"Pereira! For Chrissakes, it must be a hundred degrees here. In another thirty seconds we're both going to be melted all over the sidewalk."

"Okay, okay. I just wanted to give you the feel of the situation here."

I wiped my hand across the back of my neck. "If the situation is gummy, I think I have the feel."

"Well, Smith, Leila Sandoval lives up there." She indicated the small, heavily cracked, caramel-colored cottage next door. "Diamond and Sandoval had a feud going that would make the Hatfields take note."

The light dawned. "Has-Bitched Diamond! Dr. Hasbrouck Diamond is Has-Bitched!"

Pereira laughed aloud. "You got it. Let me fill you in on the feud," Pereira said, moving under the shade of paperbark tree. "It started with the normal stuff, complaints about overturned garbage cans and cars blocking the driveway. Then Has-Bitched reported Leila Sandoval for working at home without a license. She's a masseuse. She responded by calling us about noise when he had a party. Has-Bitched countered with notifying the zoning commission about her business in her home. She won the hearing but not without weeks of effort. All that hassle seemed to have sapped her. We didn't hear anything for a couple of months. We'd just about decided Has-Bitched had won, when Sandoval delivered a master stroke." Pereira grinned. She shifted her weight onto her right foot and said, "Well, now this one I know only by hearsay. It didn't involve us. The story is that Diamond is crazy about Bev Zagoya. An unrequited passion."

"Bev Zagoya, the mountaineer! I saw her slide show last night, a rather abruptly ended show."

"Good, so you know something about mountaineering then. Well, it seems Sandoval managed to convey to Has-Bitched—God knows how, they're not on speaking terms—that mountaineers are fanatic about perfecting their skills."

I nodded. Bev Zagoya had made that point about skills several times during her detailed description of the preliminaries.

"Sandoval convinced Has-Bitched that mountaineers are always looking for a place to practice rappelling, that it's hard to find a good tall rockface where they can attach their ropes at the top and bounce down without running into ten rock climbers on the way up. So to entice the unresponsive Zagoya, Diamond built, at great expense, a rappelling wall off the far end of his deck."

Despite better intentions, I laughed. "Didn't he know that mountaineers hate to rappel? I know that from one lecture. Bouncing down a hard surface, bound after bound, the chances of turning an ankle or reinjuring a knee ... Zagoya must have thought he was a fool."

"So the story goes." Pereira wasn't rubbing her hands together, but she looked like she wanted to.

"Sandoval must have loved that. Did Diamond counter?"

Pereira nodded. "He got her good. Seems Sandoval was doing some kind of massage where the clients free their repressed emotions by letting out a healthy scream. But here's the thing about this one, Smith. When Has-Bitched called us to complain, he didn't say a woman was screaming, he said it sounded like there was a wounded cougar in the house next door." Pereira paused. "Smith, you are, of course, familiar with the 'Police Beat' column in the paper?"

I nodded. "Police Beat" with its wry descriptions of our calls—all public record—alternately amused and infuriated us, as the columnist highlighted the most bizarre or absurd cases.

"Well, Diamond admitted later that he had 'Police Beat' in mind when he made the call. But the paper did him one better, it ran the call as their lead, 'COUGAR' HOWLS IN HILLS. According to Sandoval, that story destroyed her business."

I shook my head. "And did she retaliate?"

"If so, it didn't involve us. But I can't believe she didn't, because a couple months later Diamond hit her with City Ordinance fifty-eight seventeen." She paused. When I showed no recognition of the number she said, "Smith, the tree ordinance. Diamond's last complaint was about that eucalyptus. The tree that attacked him!"

Now I did remember. In Berkeley, we take pains to keep the fences of our pasture distant and out of sight. We rarely smack into them. In between those fences, though, we are happy to argue about every weed and pebble. City council meetings last till the wee hours. But many of our municipal wars are over fairness to the underdog.


Excerpted from Diamond in the Buff by Susan Dunlap. Copyright © 1990 Susan Dunlap. Excerpted by permission of OPEN ROAD INTEGRATED MEDIA.
All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
Excerpts are provided by Dial-A-Book Inc. solely for the personal use of visitors to this web site.

From the B&N Reads Blog

Customer Reviews