Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends

From a #1 worst-selling author:

A fresh and funny short stories series about love, friendship, and flatulence...

"Horrid. Stupid. Badly narrated."

-- Richard E. Pozzuto - 1 star

"I am not really sure why I bought this book. It has some funny parts in it, but otherwise its a waste of time."

-- shawn - 3 stars

"It's a book about farts; what do you expect?!"

-- Dorothy's mother - 2 stars

She used to make friends. Now she's making sure her friends, family, and flight attendants keel over from her ...