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Do Not Feed the Clown

Do Not Feed the Clown

by Matt Nagin

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Overview

Consisting of 34 short works, it highlights the absurdities of our socio-political climate, tackles the mayhem of our news cycle, and highlights the inconsistencies of our cultural norms. This is a countercultural book, a bit of a challenge to the system, but in a lighthearted way and in the tradition of the court jester.

The author, Matt Nagin, had his work banned from Funny or Die, which, let's face it, is all the more reason for you to read this book!
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Covering all the important topics for 2019/2020 including:

--Insensitivity Training At Dunkin’ Donuts — In response to the Sensitivity Training at Starbucks, a new course is offered at Dunkin’ Donuts that trains employees to be politically incorrect and insensitive as all hell.

--Letters From The Management — Cultural accommodation runs amok in this series of letters from a management company to tenants of an East Village apartment complex, following a series of destructive acts associated with crazed voodoo practitioners.

--Go Fund My Extraterrestrial Lawsuit — An alien abductee, who was given an anal probe in a distant galaxy, requests 12 trillion dollars to pay for an intergalactic flight to The Whirlpool Galaxy where he intends to sue the perpetrators who stole his innocence.

--Roasts Gone Bonkers — A roast of Mrs. Piggy? Kenny Rogers? Hitler? God? Strap in!

--Zombie Apocalypse Insurance — A rapidly growing insurance outfit begins offering Zombie Insurance packages — a move that suggest we’re all taking this zombie threat a bit too seriously.

--The Secret Diary Of Tim Cook — A gold iPhone. The removal of the headphone jack. Producing phones that don’t work and then overcharging for repairs at The Genius Bar. Innovation at Apple continues just as it had under Steve Jobs!

--Yelp Reviews Of The Crucifixion — Between the haughty beer wenches, the three shekels for front row seats, and the failure to cook Jesus on a gridiron — at least one reviewer was quite upset with his crucifixion experience. Yes, Yosef. R., gave it one star, and suggested the viewer find some other means of entertainment — such as writing an epic poem in the style of The Aeneid, or stabbing yourself in the chest with a poisonous spear.



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BN ID: 2940164115500
Publisher: Tenth Street Press
Publication date: 06/16/2020
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: NOOK Book
File size: 966 KB

About the Author

The author, Matt Nagin, had his work banned from Funny or Die, which, let's face it, is all the more reason for you to read this book!

Table of Contents

GO FUND MY EXTRATERRESTRIAL LAW SUIT

A BRIEF GUIDE TO HELL

BRUTALLY HONEST MARKETING COPY

GLORIOUS CASTING NOTICES

JEWISH MOTHER GIVES THE GREAT COMICS NOTES

IMAGINARY CRAIGSLIST ADS

CONFESSIONS OF A POTTED PLANT

NEW APPS

CONVERSATIONS WITH STANLEY

A ZAGAT GUIDE TO DRONE OPERATORS

A MISANTHROPIC GUIDE TO THE HOLIDAYS

REJECTION LETTERS FOR FAMOUS AUTHORS

FOUR HOT STOCK PICKS FROM SATANWATER DESTRUCTIVE CAPITAL

IN DEFENSE OF SORORITY SLANG

INSTEAD OF MY MEMOIR

ROASTS GONE BONKERS!!!

SEX ROBOT COMPLAINT LETTERS

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE INSURANCE

LETTERS FROM THE MANAGEMENT

GAY CONVERSION THERAPY 2.0

CONFESSIONS OF A WAYWARD SANTA

NEW COURSE OFFERINGS AT THE LEARNING ANNEX

HORRIBLE PLATITUDES

IN LOVE WITH A SUICIDE BOMBER

CHILDREN BEG TO RETURN TO CAGES

SAD RESUMES

LSD TRIP ADVISOR

DETROIT PIZZA AND OTHER STRANGE OFFERINGS

THE SECRET DIARY OF TIM COOK

INSENSITIVITY TRAINING AT DUNKIN’ DONUTS

SUICIDE IS IN AGAIN

NEW PROTOCOLS AT ABC

YELP REVIEWS OF THE CRUCIFIXION

LOVE NOW TRADED ON THE NYME

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