Doctor Trotter: Danger signs for little swines

Doctor Trotter knows everything there is to know about pigs. He is, after all, the founder of that famous online resource, Pigipedia. So when he shares his own experiences of dodging carving knives and pork pies, you can rest assured that he knows what he is talking about.
You can also expect the odd squeals of excitement, regular snorts of surprise, and constant (pork) belly laughs as Doctor Trotter's adventure begins to resemble the tale of three other famous pigs.
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