Don't Eat Your Children: Quips and Tricks from a Mom of Six

From the decision to become a parent to the thunderclap of recognition that you have too many kids, know that you are not alone in your idiocy. You have a world of company. With humor that is raw without being raunchy, this book will give you encouragement for the worst episodes of parenting from someone who has navigated all the usual disasters and some avoidable and humiliatingly poor decisions.

Just remember, "All the sand from the beach of parenting cannot possibly end up in your pants."