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Don't Stick Your Dick in a Blender: How to meet a nice girl instead - from a tantric husband with a better sex life than you!

By Jonathan Roseland
Narrated by: Jonathan Roseland
Unabridged — 18 hours, 6 minutes
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By Jonathan Roseland
Narrated by: Jonathan Roseland
Unabridged — 18 hours, 6 minutes
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Women are dangerous.

Good, yet naive, men routinely wreck their lives because they “stick their dick in a blender” - having sex with the wrong kinds of women. STDs, unplanned pregnancies, false accusations, mental health headcases, and divorce make chasing skirts a dangerous game. While lesser men retreat from the pursuit of women into the pixel-powered pleasure world, you have faith that your hunt for a virtuous woman will be fruitful.

You can't take a time machine back to a more decent age ...