Dragons Fall Hard

Talk about things not going as planned... Welcome to my world.

All I wanted was to receive my One True Gift, find my Mate, and live happily ever after. Is that too much to ask? I think not. After all, it's my two-hundredth birthday, and there's not even one slice of cake on this blasted mountaintop.
But as momma said, 'All the planning in the world can't beat dumb luck.' So, instead of a party and champagne, I got a trip to Hell without directions, a fight with a notorious, legendary pussyca...