Drug Smuggler's Guide to Dating

There are not a lot of options for a college dropout in the hollers of Appalachia.

Let's face it, there aren't a lot of options for a college graduate in the hollers of Appalachia either.

But this is America, and the Dream is always possible. If you're bold enough, and brave enough, to take life by the short and curlies, you can make it in America.

That's what Jack has always been taught. At least that's what his drug-addled mind tells him he's been taught. And by his estimation, he has a sol...