Dumped: A Guide to Getting Over a Breakup and Your Ex in Record Time!

Dumped: A Guide to Getting Over a Breakup and Your Ex in Record Time!


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Dumped: A Guide to Getting Over a Breakup and Your Ex in Record Time! by Maryjane Fahey, Caryn Beth Rosenthal

The ultimate post-breakup bible for women. This smart, sassy, and visually fun book will inspire women to take charge of their lives, get over their exes, and get off their asses and have fun! The book includes the authors' own personal stories, told with irreverent humor, as well as advice from other women who've been dumped, and lots of empowering (and humorous) quotations. And if that isn't enough, the book is filled with practical recommendations on where to go and what to do to get your life back on track.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781416208488
Publisher: Sellers Publishing, Inc.
Publication date: 09/12/2012
Pages: 144
Product dimensions: 7.30(w) x 5.40(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Maryjane Fahey is a writer, designer, and former serial monogamist living in NYC. Her specialty has been journalism and editorial design, including the redesign of BusinessWeek and the Boston Globe, and the launch of Women's Health. MJ is a graduate of the School of Visual Arts and Newark School of Fine Arts. Newark has an art school, that's right - it's not just where the airport is. She has every intention of continuing her new career as a writer and absolutely no intention of being dumped again.

Caryn Beth Rosenthal, a former Benny Hill Babe, is an actress/writer who hails from Jacksonville, Florida. Her credits include animation, sketch, soaps, and regional and Off-Broadway theater, including a solo show she wrote and performs in called Getting Over Mark, as well as numerous voice-overs and commercials. CB lives in NYC with her loyal mutt, Jax, an 8-pounder on wheels who thinks he's a 200-pound four-legged rottweiler. His credits are too numerous to mention.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 how dumped came about 9

Chapter 2 our stories 13

Chapter 3 take care of yourself 19

Chapter 4 closure - huh? 33

Chapter 5 red flags 45

Chapter 6 let it go 61

Chapter 7 be open 71

Chapter 8 you deserve a sex life 83

Chapter 9 turning points 91

Chapter 10 hello, gorgeous 97

Chapter 11 now get your ass out!! 113

Chapter 12 relapses 127

Chapter 13 that joy thang 139

What People are Saying About This

Tracy Jackson

Maryjane Fahey & Caryn Beth Rosenthal's funny yet spot-on practical guide to getting over the jerk.
—Tracey Jackson, author of Between a Rock and a Hot Place and screenwriter of Confessions of a Shopaholic

Jill Conner Browne

A kick-ass book about picking your ass up when you're down...These gals are the best coaches and best friends that you need.
-- Jill Conner Browne, author of Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, # 1 New York Times Best Seller

Amy Sohn

DUMPED is a hilarious, irreverent, and empowering (but not in a gross way) guide to getting over the guy and getting a life. You will laugh, nod, and finally delete that jerk from your contacts.
— Amy Sohn, columnist, New York Magazine and New York Post, and author, Sex and the City: Kiss and Tell, New York Times Best Seller

Rory Freedman

Big laughs and big fun.
— Rory Freedman, coauthor of Skinny Bitch, # 1 New York Times Best Seller

Lewis Schiff

...After reading DUMPED, you'll wish you were dumped yourself just so you can join their gang of self-empowered babes.
-- Lewis Schiff, coauthor of The Middle-Class Millionaire Read

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Dumped: A Guide to Getting Over a Breakup and Your Ex in Record Time! 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 6 reviews.
ann101010 More than 1 year ago
This book helped me see a very serious and depressing breakup situation in a more balanced light. These authors really give you the straight poop, but pepper the serious with a lighter side, that is often hard to see when you're depressed or seething with anger. The strongest and healthiest message I got from the book was to forgive your ex...it's so hard, but soooooo necessary to move on. In the end why waste another second of energy on something that wasn't working and most likely sapping you of your self esteem. This book tells you to forgive your ex for yourself because you're worth it and I agree 100%!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A must read!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book helped me See n Realize Who i am as a person n that i deserve better, i was living a lie n my Ex just beat me to it, thank u for helping me Realize Out there is Something better that i deserve.
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