Eighty Anyone?

80 year old Joe Binky has all the answers on how to live a longer healthy life. He has two mottos he lives by: “Never do it right if you can get away with doing it half assed.” And: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow.”

“Never do no stress,” He says, “It’s bad for you. Marry a really crappy cook. I never gained one ounce on Bambi’s cooking... You couldn’t keep much of it down. I lived all my life on beer, pretzels, an’ smoked pig entrails, which contains all the good vitamins...