Eligible Receiver

Becca is a runner.

She ran from me the first day we met, and she still runs all the time-from us, from what we could be.

She tells me it's because she doesn't believe in love.

I tell her "Believe in me." Because I, Lars Samuels, will rock her world and treat her like a queen.

She says, "Ha, I will never be caught."

Good thing I'm really good at catching things. I should be. I'm the best wide receiver on the Columbus Comets football team.

I like winning. So I'm going to win her.

Once I catch her, o...