Escape from Ugly Mom Island!: The Ultimate Mom Style Guide

As a mom, do you dress like you have the flu? Do you say things like "It's not that stained" before putting on an item of clothing? Do you wear a backpack so large you look like a mule descending into the Grand Canyon? If so, you have somehow become trapped on Ugly Mom Island -- a place so dark and desperate you fear you may never escape. I'm here to tell you that you are not alone. Many moms find themselves on Ugly Mom Island after having kids and discovering they have no time to take a sh...