Even Exchange

I've always been a five-year plan kind of guy. I got through college with minimal distractions, maximum touchdowns, and zero relationships. Then I met Charlotte Benson, the woman who made me believe in wishes, and a strict set of rules was added to my routine.

Rule One: Don't Touch Charlotte

This one was difficult from the start but made impossible once she accidentally told her ex we were dating. (Spoiler alert: we weren't.)

Rule Two: Don't Think About Charlotte

That was easy.

Until ...