Everything Is Wrong With You: The Modern Woman's Guide To Finding Self Confidence Through Self-Loathing

Pretend advice about beauty, fashion and relationships for women who are pretending to care about that stuff.

While other self-help books might tell you that something is wrong with you, this book is here to tell you that everything is wrong with you. In your quest for perfection, are there things you've forgotten to worry about? Like:

• Are your toes weird? I'm not saying they are, but are they?
• What if you think you are thin, but you actually have a vision disorder that just makes you se...