Extraterrestrial Noir

An extraterrestrial crashes into a suburban cul-de-sac Colonial, absorbs every bit of binary information ever chronicled in all of human history, rearranges its molecules and presents itself as a couple of late and legendary film noir icons, then immediately displays an appetite for debauchery, depravity, decadence, and destruction, seducing the noir-obsessed family into its psychopathic criminal orbit with irresistible Hollywood panache, alluring sexual charisma, and inconceivable intergal...