F##k It, It's Christmas: A funny and relatable read - the perfect Christmas gift for women who just want five minutes of peace this festive season

Does the mere thought of another year of Elf on the Shelf bring you out in hives? Join the club. It's time to say F##k It to the "perfect" Christmas . . .

It's the most wonderful time of the year . . . until your kids believe in Santa a little too literally, the elf on the shelf starts a war with your garden gnomes, and your passive-aggressive sister-in-law arrives with a pre-prepped cranberry compote and an air of effortless superiority.

Meet Laurie: a mother of two who is at the end of her ...