Ferocious

When a scrawny, pink-haired ragamuffin tries to rob me at knifepoint, I respond the way any sensible person would and invite him to dinner-where he proceeds to threaten my entire ten-year plan simply by being his effervescent self. Much to my annoyance.

There's no room in my life for a gorgeous criminal named Rowan. I need to check off the next item on my list: Find the right, respectable husband. I can't be an accessory to a life of crime.

And yet, my perfect plan's been a bust. Yes, I have ...