Flying Dutchman

Hey so, nobody panic or anything, but it looks like something might be wrong with Ellis's artificial intelligence programs. And when we say wrong, we mean, they are working a lot better now! Like, insanely better! As in, they're working the way Ellis always said they should be working, only they never actually did work like that, but we all agreed that this was okay and sort of just accepted that it wouldn't be getting any better. Only now it's better!

We would love to ask someone at Ellis a...