Fruitcake Frenzy

Inside the house, George flexed his shoulders and prepared for battle. He looked around the study and nodded with satisfaction. The rug was rolled back against the wall, the chairs had been removed to the kitchen and the desk, on the top of which he had carefully lined up his armoury, sat in the corner. The arena was ready.
— From “Do It Yourself Shakespeare” by Jim Baker

“You’re so beautiful,” he says. Some days she suspects it may be so, but beauty is difficult to verify. Even if he is lyin...