Fuck or You're Fired

Pssssst! Hey, you! This unbelievably politically incorrect novel is now available in two forms: this original version, and a later edition that includes everything here plus nearly 3,000 more words at no extra charge. With tongue completely in cheek, naughty new bits at the end of nearly every chapter have been crafted to make this salacious, schlong-stiffening smut more morally acceptable for pussyhat-wearing feminists in the #MeToo and #TimesUp era. Solidarity forever, sisters!

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