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Hundreds of the best Knock Knock Jokes in the world.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
BBQ chicken.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Carrot
Carrot who
Carrot-e CHOP! (chop em in the throat)
Knock Knock
Who's there
Pork
Pork who
Pork Chop!
Bwahaha!
Knock, knock
who's there?
Dwaine
Dwaine who?
Dwaine the bathtub, I'm dwoning!!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
Eww! I don't wanna smell your poo!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
...
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
BBQ chicken.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Carrot
Carrot who
Carrot-e CHOP! (chop em in the throat)
Knock Knock
Who's there
Pork
Pork who
Pork Chop!
Bwahaha!
Knock, knock
who's there?
Dwaine
Dwaine who?
Dwaine the bathtub, I'm dwoning!!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Pencil
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't wear a belt!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Smell mop
Smell mop who?
Eww! I don't wanna smell your poo!!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
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