In this book I will introduce you to hundreds of funny things you can do to annoy people.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.
Table of contents
Funny things to do in an elevator
Funny things to drive your roommate crazy
Funs things to do to when Jehovah Witnesses come to visit
Funny things to do at a funeral
Things not to say to a naked woman
Things not to say to a naked man
Things not to say to your new girlfriend's parents
Ways to be an annoying usher
What you need to say about a Christmas gift you don't like
Bored beyond belief
Funny things to do on an international flight
Things not to say during childbirth
Things to do to get fired from Toys 'R' Us
Things you better never to say to a cop
Fun things to do at a pool
Fatal things to say to your pregnant wife
How to drive your wife crazy
Things not to say during sex
Funny things to do in a drive-thru
How to annoy people in a bus
Maintaining your insanity
Rules of life
Funny things to order a burrito or burger
How to annoy people in a library
Fun things to do when driving
Bored in a party? Here a list of what you can do
Funny things to do in the computer lab
Funny things to do on an essay you don't care about
Fun stuff to do in that boring old courtroom
Funny put downs to men
How to annoy your I.T. department
Some great ways to annoy people at work
Funny things to do on an exam
Funny things to do in class
How to mess with the IRS
Dorm shower fun
Funny things to do in a supermarket
How to annoy people in a restaurant
Funny things to do in a mall
Funny things to do in the bathroom stall
Funny things how to annoy your waiter
Funny ways to order a pizza
How to annoy people in general
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About the Author
He is born in Germany 1957.
He lived there until 1999 when he immigrated to the US. He finally got his US citizenship in July 2008.
He lived in South Carolina and Florida.
In 2006 he started to write books about historical places in the US. In 2011 he started to convert his writings into E-books.
Beside this joke book he published several other funny books as well as several historical books about Historical Markers in the US.
To find all his books visit http://www.jackyoung.us
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
In An Elevator: Stare at another person for a few seconds, the say, "You're one of THEM!" Then stand as far away from that person as possible and stare at them, wide eyed. With Your Roommate: Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, crank it untill the cloun pops out. Scream for twenty minutes. I would tell you more, but I only have the sample. I highlyrecomend this book! -GigaHero
Ha! Soooo funny! I have one if ur really bored in class! Pretend ur reading a book and then run over to the window and scream"noooooo" and if somebody asks you what's wrong say that ur imaginary fren bob just committed sucide by jumping out of the window and if ur window is close to the ground say that bob is a midgit! ;) ( make sure you introduce your imaginary friend before class or at the begining of the day so ur class mates will know what ur talkig about.) Somebody plz try it i want to know how it turns it! ;)
In an elevator stare at some one scream your one of them and then star at the wall for 15 seconds come back kick them in the balls and yell thats for my pet plant
This book is so funny
Halarious but a few of the topics i plan on never ever useing
Soooooooooo funny!It made me lol so bad! I mean yeah nobodys probly gunna do it but still EXTREMELY HALARIOS!