Gay Blades

Never in a million years did lean, muscled, competitive figure skater Garry Windsor imagine he'd sink this low—performing nightly in "Gold on Ice," a glittery, gaudy, touring ice-skating show. Maybe if he hadn't fallen on his adorable buns with each attempted quad jump during his one-shot Olympic program, he be beaming from a cereal box. Garry's only consolation in the world of theme park tacky is his best friend and fellow skater Jay Logan. When the two aren't gyrating on the ice, they're ...