Gentlemen! Accept This Facial Hair Challenge

Now that beards are making their comeback, it's a great time to look back to the past, back to the days when a real beard was a real beard, and a moustache attained a level of amazingness that can only be dreamed of today. Learn from the beard masters of the past -- the Civil War generals and the hirsute gentlemen of the day -- who wore their burnsides, sideburns, full beards, mutton chops, walrus mustaches, handlebars, whiskers, and imperials with some crazy manly man pride. A little Civil...