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George Washington Is Cash Money: A No-Bullshit Guide to the United Myths of America

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PREPARE TO BE BEAKED BY THE MAJESTIC EAGLE OF HISTORY

Most of us are familiar with the greatest hits and legendary heroes of US history. In George Washington Is Cash Money, Cory O’Brien, author of Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes, does away with the pomp and circumstance and calls America’s history what it is: one long, violent soap opera.

In his signature clever, crude, and cuss-ridden style, O’Brien reminds us that:

• Teddy Roosevelt stopped bullets with his manly chest
• Harriet Tubman avoided ...