Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps: Inspirations and Stories to Warm Your Heart and Tickle Your Funny Bone

Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps: Inspirations and Stories to Warm Your Heart and Tickle Your Funny Bone

by Karen O'Connor

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Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps: Inspirations and Stories to Warm Your Heart and Tickle Your Funny Bone by Karen O'Connor

Speaker and author Karen O'Connor urges her post-fifty friends to "laugh and love all the way home to the Father's house." With humor and wisdom, Karen shares personal and gathered stories about the blessings of surviving and surpassing middle-age.

Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps overflows with candor and helps the boomin' baby boomer market celebrate with:

  • funny stories of the antics and adventures of getting older
  • "conversations with God" for a deeper prayer life
  • hopeful words for the tough times

For those who have already traded in their wimp status for a more courageous existence or those still wondering about the future, this delightful read affirms that the latter decades are filled with God's promises and joys.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780736914765
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Publication date: 08/01/2004
Pages: 240
Sales rank: 199,560
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x (d)

About the Author

Karen O’Connor is a sought-after speaker, a writing consultant, and the award-winning author of more than 75 books, including Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold). She’s appeared on national media, including The 700 Club and 100 Huntley Street.

Table of Contents

Introduction9
Risky Business
I Do Dance--Just Ask Me!13
Is It Contagious?16
The One that Got Away18
Leaping Lizard!20
Snakes Alive!22
Missing Dentures24
Ahem... Your Zipper!26
Sticky Situation28
Supergram!30
Auto Mania
Icebreaker35
Parking Lot Panic39
Stolen Car41
Driving Mom Nuts43
Perfect Crime45
Aches and Pains
Plumbing Problems51
Take These Bunions--Please!54
There Must Be a Pill for That56
Boot Up!58
Prescription: Laughter60
Under Arrest!62
Love and Marriage
Say It Again, Sam!67
Heartthrob69
Newlyweds71
The Honeymooners74
Weak in the Knees77
New Every Morning80
Close Call in Paris!82
I Heard You the First Time84
Knock, Knock! Who's There?86
You Need What?88
A Rose for French Fries90
Pet Parade
Dog Daze!97
Mysterious Kitty101
They Say the Darnedest Things
My, How You've Changed!107
Hair-Raising Tale109
Only One Thing Missing!111
Homework Rebate112
Feliz Navidad114
Chicken Feet Hands116
Senile Santa118
Matchmaker120
Wrinkle-Free122
Why, Grandma? Why?124
Twins!127
At Least One!128
Games Seniors Play
Mill City Laundromat133
One Way to Make a Friend136
Talking to Myself138
Clueless140
Money-Back Guarantee?142
Seeing Is Believing144
Soap Opera146
Signs of the Times148
Cookie Monster151
Lookin' Good
Too Young to Be Old155
Prize-Winning Dessert157
Miracles of Aging159
On the Warpath162
Snow Bites and the Seven Dwarfettes164
Happy Birthday to Me!167
Blondes Have More Fun170
Technophobia
Underdeveloped175
Smoke Screen177
Batteries Not Included179
Palm Reader183
Cell-Phone Hunt185
The Good Old Days
Incident on Hazel Street189
Golden Years My Foot!191
Christmas Surprise193
Fifty Cents for Seniors196
Moving Forward
Saving for a Lamborghini201
Milestone Birthday205
Time to Move207
Changes209
Creative Cookery
Home Cooking with a Twist215
Batter Up!218
Shortcut Shortcake220
Cheese Popcorn223
Dinner at Five225
City-Grown Eggs227
Breakfast in the Bathroom229
Close-Ups
Thanks, Thomas Edison233
Rock On!235
Birth of a Joke236
Now and Then238

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