Ghosted: A Masterclass in Vanishing Like You Never Existed: A Deeply Irresponsible Guide to Disappearing, Reappearing, and Making People Question Reality

Are you tired of getting ghosted?

Sick of waiting for that text back that will never come?

Ever wondered how you, too, can master the art of emotional escape artistry?

Good news, coward! This book is here to validate your worst instincts and teach you how to disappear like a true professional.

Whether you've been ghosted, have done the ghosting, or just love chaotic dating disasters, this book is your hilarious, deeply unhinged guide to modern romance at its absolute worst.

Inside, you'll learn:

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