Grumpy Goalie

Imagine finding a gorgeous trespasser in your hot tub on a freezing winter night - crazy, but that's how I met my fake girlfriend.

She's the sunshine to my grump, the chaos to my calm - and now, the "girlfriend" who's going to keep my mother off my back and out of my personal life.

Hillary is nothing like the women I've dated. She knows nothing about hockey, for one thing.

She's loud, uninhibited, and beautiful, and every single time she pops by from next door for yet another ridiculous reas...